Let me talk about sex - no, not the lovemaking kind, the kind where you just suck it up and do it. And no, not the drunken kind, the kind where you’re fully aware of your actions, just doing it for the sake of doing it. And lastly, no, not the random pickup in a bar kind, the kind where you plan on doing it, undergoing awkward actions waiting for an initiation.

Let me talk about sex, and how you do it like a man, regardless of gender. Do it like nobody cares who you have sex with, do it like there’s no such thing as HIV and… AIDS doesn’t matter (forgive the pun), do it like everybody’s watching over a live show on the Internet - streaming and downloads available in HD.

Let me talk about sex, and the guilt you feel after. Admit it, you don’t exactly feel all rockstar after doing it - there’s a pinch of guilt in it that makes you regret how you enjoyed doing it, regret that there’s no emotion behind it…and after everything, you feel as empty as a box of condoms in a bachelor’s party.

Let me talk about sex, and not having sex.