The Internet has lied to me…a lot. I wanna cry. So I made a vlog about it.

Q

music-coffee-sex asked:

Ang hot nung tattoo mo ah

A

Hahaha. Thanks…???

  • Me: I should post a selfie.
  • Me: No, don't! Resist tempatation!
  • Me: Why should I?!
  • Me: You don't want to ruin your profile with a badly shot selfie.
  • Me: What if I make it artistic?
  • Me: Nope. Still going to ruin it.
  • Me: HOW WILL MY FACE RUIN MY PROFILE?!
  • Me: Because it's your face.

Katy Perry’s video for This Is How We Do got me hungry for watermelons. I seriously want one right now. 🍉

Q

Anonymous asked:

Do you watch porn?

A

Yes, I do watch porn. Why’d you ask?

I cannot express how much I’m hooked over Troye Sivan’s Happy Little Pill. The addiction is real.

cannon-fannon:

JESUS FUCK.
I THOUGHT THEY WERE GOING TO MAKE OUT.
I THOUGHT IT WAS THE START TO A PORNO.
THE SEXUAL TENSION.
OH MY GOD.

(via filipinoputa)

A Few Valuable Lessons

Over the course of my long weekend (long because I had no work for Monday), I learnt a few valuable lessons:

First, that my computer was set on the English (UK) keyboard and it autocorrects most words like “colour” into the UK spelling standard. Not that I hate it but it made me sound somewhat pretentious. Now that I’m well aware of this occurrence, I’m going to be overly pretentious.

Second, that I should never try to write prose when I just woke up from a long slumber. I saw my last post and man, not only was it totally senseless, but it had tons of errors too. And it was pretentious.

Third, that my first YouTube vlog just reached 100 views (and counting)! I’m so excited to make another one and help the Internet, one vlog at a time.

If you want me to do or say anything specific in my vlogs, you can send me an ask! Hooray to that.